特朗普 , 一个理想的总统,如果从监狱操作美国

我回美国的经历让我感到困惑。太搞笑了!如果中国出现新常态,美国将出现新变态。小脑,大口总统特朗普不了解美国深处的深度。所以,他经常通过现场演示来自首所有美国的卑鄙无耻的作为。他甚至在不知不觉中试图渗透进入到美国大量肮脏诡计秘密的绝密通关保险库中。他的私人律师甚至自愿地帮助他承认他是一个“种族主义者,欺骗和作弊者”。我很自豪也承认特朗普是所有美国领导的最佳代表。

两个历史上的邪恶行为,黑人奴隶制和印度种族灭绝,也从特朗普的大而诚实的口中浮出水面。正在调查特朗普的黑人国会议员准备与特朗普同归于尽,无论是下地狱还是坐监狱。

尽管民主人士憎恨特朗普进入骨头,但他们和特朗普在绘制美国对其可怜的受害国,所实施的传统含毒计划模式方面,合作成了一个完美的团队。让我们来看看目前的三大主题 - 朝鲜,沙特阿拉伯和俄罗斯。

特朗普刚挑起了美国人对朝鲜最深的仇恨,因为他原谅了金正恩关于美国金童,奥托·温比尔,Otto Warmbier,的死亡。而事实的真相是这个孩子的死因是:他实际表现出了美国灌入所有美国人的脑里那些对朝鲜,无穷捏造的邪恶。
然后特朗普在沙特阿拉伯和俄罗斯做了同样的事情。所有那新的,而胜任的,沙特领导人所做的就是要消除一个美国当宠物的沙特记者。 因为那记者一直在抨击沙特阿拉伯,有关与美国强制执行保守沙特的君主制。

最后,特朗普喜欢俄罗斯的普京,是因为他是一个严厉的,严肃的,寡头集团的消灭者,而美国领导自己都是寡头。

对于我们这些呆板的亚洲人来说,这一些都太令人困惑了。在我们参与美国2020年总统大选的“101202项目”中,我们需要去采取平衡行动,从两种邪恶之间挑选一个最佳策略。最好的妥协是:

让特朗普在我们帮助民主党人入狱后再次当选。

 TRUMP--AN IDEAL PRESIDENT IF OPERATING FROM JAIL

My American home coming has confused the hell out of me.  Too funny!  If China has a new normal, America is in a new abnormal.  The small-brain, large-mouth president Trump doesn’t understand the depth of the deep state of America.  So, he confessed, often by on-hand demos, of all America’s dirty laundries.  He even unknowingly tried to infiltrate the top-secret clearance vault of America’s voluminous dirty-trick secrets.  His personal lawyer even helped him confess that he’s a “racist, con-man and cheat”.  I’m proud to also confess that Trump is the best representative of all the Americans.

The two historical evil deeds, black slavery and Indian genocide, are also surfaced to the open from Trump’s big, honest, mouth.  And the black congressman heading Trump’s investigation is about ready to go down with Trump, either to hell, or jail.

As much as the democrats hate Trump to the bones, they and Trump make a perfect team in painting the patterns by which America implements its traditional toxic schemes on their poor victim nations.  Let’s look at the current three major ones – North Korea, Saudi Arab and Russia.

Trump just fished out the deepest hatred of Americans for North Korea when he excused Kim Jong Un of the America golden boy, Otto Warmbier’s, death, while the truth of the matter is that the kid died because he acted out the seamless brainwashing America put all its people through about the fabricated evils of their targeted victim countries.

Then Trump did the same on Saudi Arab and Russia.  All the new Saudi leader did was to eliminate some American pet Saudi journalist, who has been badmouthing Saudi, relating to the kind of conservative monarchy that America enforced Saudi into.

Lastly, Trump loved Putin of Russia for being a tough, no-nonsense, oligarchy buster, that Americans were supposed to be brainwashed to hate.

This is all too confusing for us square-head Asians.  In our “101202 project” to intervene in America’s 2020 presidential election, we need to pussyfoot a balance act in picking and choosing between two evils.  The best compromise is: 

Getting Trump re-elected after helping the Democrats put him in jail.