我们必须从迷失中找回自己 从一位最高权威着名科学家的新自首，我们现在知道外来的外星人确实存在。从人类和猴子的DNA比较中，唯一显着的差异涉及猴子中的一种染色体，在人类中被切成两段。这意味我们是被基因工程过的。 这些发现几乎等于找到了上帝！ 想都别想！ 外星人根本不想和我们有任何关系。 为什么？他们也迷路了！ 最好的猜测是他们是我们的前种类。他们也必定把自己搞得一团糟。从我们对它们的小小了解中，他们已经是机器多过人类。他们是已过度地科技化了，以至于他们把所有的乐趣都挤出生活。对他们来说，我们可能是宇宙中最好看的表演，会不会他们唯一存在的目的就是看着我们，就像瘫痪的曾祖父母 他们对我们有什么期望？你猜对了-- 找回我们共同的自己道路。 所以，让我们开始吧！我会在这里开个头。每个人都应来筹一份。 对于像我这样的中国人来说，“道路”只是本土文化，道教，的“道”。 好吧，不要过早庆祝。老子的“道德经”实际上已经宣称世界是“比神秘还要神秘”，我们无法找到自己的路。在日常生活里，道教信奉“无”，或“不要”。 所以，一切都解决了。老子已告诉我们：“你们应该迷路。” 但我们不能这样再迷路下去，因为我们很快就要去自杀。即使我们能够逃过这种即将来临的世界末日命运，我们生命的意义也会迅速消失，可能与他们外星人那个时代一样。这是因为最近，人类刚刚被我们中间最大的王八蛋所引导，并被两次世界大战迷昏了头。 中国整整吸了一个世纪的鸦片。世界其他地方一直受到消费，武器，上帝，金钱，权力，名望等的影响。哎呀，我忘了我们最心爱，和外星人最怕，的科技。 好了，我现在要去练乒乓功夫。你们来继续吧。 WE MUST REFIND OUR WAY From new confession by a reputable scientist in position of highest authority, we now know that exterretial aliens do exist. And from DNA comparison between humans and monkeys, the only significant difference involves one chromoson in monkeys, that were cut up into two in humans. This sets the record straight that we are genetically engineered. Why, that makes it the closest thing to finding God! No way, Jose! The aliens don't even want to have anything to do with us. Why? They are lost, too! Best guess is that they are our predecessors. And they must have made mess of themselves, too. Just look at from the little we know of them. They are more machines than sensual beings. They are so over-technologied that they must have squeezed all the fun out of life. To them, we might just be the greatest show on universe and their sole purpose of existence is watching us, like incapcitated greatgrandparents. What do they expect from us? You got it! Find the way for us both. So, lets do it! I'll just get it started here. Everybody needs to come and chip in. For a Chinaman like myself, "the way" is just the indigenous culture of taoism, as "tao" means exactly "way". Well, don't celebrate too soon. The Book of Tao by Lao Zi actually has already proclaimed that the world is more "mysterious than mysterious", and there is no way we could find our way around. In fact the taoists believe in "wu"(无）, or "nothing". So, that settles it. Lao Zi has spoken:"You should stay lost." But we can't do that, since we are soon to commit suicide. And even if we could dodge this coming apocalyptic fate, our lives' meaning are fast fading away, possibly in the same way as those aliens in their time. This is because humanity has just been led by the worst of assholes among us in the latest big shookup, punctuated by the two world wars. The complacent major stakeholder China was hit by a huge dose of opium for a whole century. And the rest of the world has been put under the influence of opioid of consumption, weapons, God, money, power, fame etc. Oops, I miss the cant-go-wrong technology. Ok, I got to go drill on my pingpong kungfu now. You guys can continue.