我们要拿美国怎么办？

美国的自由派已经脏的要把我们臭死。但他还觉得自己很香，甚至认为我们有问题。 它要一直斗争我们到去学习它们，趁机把我们趁乱灭掉，或，臭昏到只好接受它们。

美国的保守派，其实是跟我们一样的吃不消那群任性的自由派。但这只是一个家内的争端。对付我们，它们两派都是杀光才算了事。

所以你说怎么办？要被臭死，还是被打死？

它们是不会改的， 因为那是它们那边有一个什么发音听起来好像，“狗的”东西，拼音是g’o’d, 而用我们古代的，从右到左的，读法，d’o’g，到真的是“狗”的意思。但千万不要小看这只“狗”。从美国开国以来，这只“狗”已下了它们一道圣旨：

“杀光不信“狗“的人，尤其是共产党！”

所以在2020 美国大选时，我们一定要跟它们讲清楚我们的苦衷。

为什么一定要在竞选时做呢？因为任何其他时间，我们这样的诉苦，对那正在当政和好战的保守派来说，那就是它们一直在期待的宣战，那时那“狗的”圣旨就可用来当借口去送几颗原子弹到我们这里来。

而在竞选之间，如美国这样开战，它们自己两派也会趁机打起来，以用武力来争权，那时我们就会有个机会去选个边站。就说是维持和平吧。

但我们真正那时想做到的，只是要把美国肮脏的手弄出亚洲，和其他被它污染的地方。

不要紧张， 我们不会做的太绝。 我们还是会，继续用物美价廉的产品喂它们的。

其实，我们这次的选择应该很简单：

世界太平，或 世界末日。

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH AMERICA?

The liberals in America are already perverted enough to stink us all to death. But they still feel themselves to be smelling nice and even think it’s us who have the problems. They want to harass us to force us to learn their ways, taking the opportunity even to kill, or screw our brains enough to accept them.

The conservatives in America are actually also disgusted by the liberals as we are. But this is just a dispute within the family. Dealing with us, both of them are together in term of putting us out of misery.

So, what do you think?  Want to get stunk, or killed, to death?

They won't change, because there is something in their land that they call it that sounds like "dog", except the reverse pinyin and pronounciation is g'o'd, and with our ancient right-to-left way of reading, d'o 'g, it really stands for “dog”. But don't ever underestimate this "dog".  Since the founding of America, this "dog" has ordained that:

"People who don't believe in "dog" must die, especially the communists!"

So, in the 2020 US election, we must tell them about this difficulty we are having in dealing with them.

Why do we have to do it during the election campaign? Because at any other time, our complaints would be deemed as a declaration of war, particularly for the conservatives, who are now in power and fiercely killing happy.  At that time, the sacred directive from the “dog” could be used as an excuse to send a few atomic bombs our way.

Also, during the campaign, if America decides to start a war, their own two parties will also take the opportunity to use violence, rather than votes, to seize power. Then we would have a chance to choose side.   Just call it "maintaining peace".

But what we really want to do is to get the dirty hands of America out of Asia, and other places that are dirtied up by America.

Don't worry, we won't go too extreme. We will still continue to feed them with cheap and quality exports.

In fact, our choice this time should be simply:

Peace on earth, or putting an end to the world.